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poo tube 

The tube between your arsehole and bowel.
Don't mess with my poo tube.
poo tube by RJH August 26, 2006
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red tube sock 

When engaged in anal sex, you pull out very quickly causing her rectum to invert, creating the "red tube sock."
I red tube socked Joan yesterday night.
red tube sock by Barkley Jones December 5, 2013

flip the goo tube 

a funky way to say cum
Dude 1: Dude, did you just flip the goo tube?
Dude 2: Dude, is that like... slang for cumming?
Dude 3: LOL it is now
also spelled as n00b Tube

Term widely used in the online gaming community for any kind of Rocket launcher, Most commonly used by gamers who beleave the weapon is very effect in many situations, Some also call the person using the weapon, Cheap, or Lame, or what have you
Damn, My ass just got blown up by that cheap ass noob tube
noob tube by Mike Schwartz December 30, 2003
a but tube designed to insert a gerbal so that said gerbal can play in said tube... in said rectum.
"this gerbal is like sooo loving the j-tube that's up my ass.. i can't wait till it crawls all the way up and finds Paris Hilton" - Kenny
J-TUBE by your gay boyfriends cock November 17, 2010

Jelly Tube 

When a male rubs his genitals on an inanimate surface/object/anything (including person).

The act of placing ones penis on an object.
(Ex. door knob, coffee mug, pillow, fish tank.)

Ex. Don't you dare jelly tube my backpack!
Jelly Tube by Don Javidson January 14, 2014