tortleschnorttle

The face ur homie makes when u offer up the good succ

Riley’s face turned tortleschnorttle when jordan offered to get on his knees for him.

by doodleslop January 25, 2018

tortilla squãd

A great group of friends that have never met. Some may not even understand why they're friends with these awesome people but overall a very tight knit group. Some people in it can spell, some cannot.🌮

Oh my god have you seen them together?!? they're such a tortilla Squãd!!

by Thicc Hottie Tyler May 5, 2018

Tortitolous

A tortoise with big tits

Man that tortitolous turns me on.

by Bin weiner May 19, 2018

Tortellini

A spicy macaroni

I Was Eating A Tortellini

by Stanan May 24, 2018

Tort

Irish directive to think

I tort it might be an good idea for you to read this article!

by Call elated June 13, 2018

tortilla-y

Containing much tortilla goodness. Most definitely a word.

Those tacos were so tortilla-y, I am ready for a carb nap.

by Leafblower27 June 16, 2018

Tortoise

Tortoises are horrible, disgusting abominations ruled by the tyrant Presidant of the United Testudines of America, Donald J. Tortoise. These horrid BEAST where once peaceful with the turtles and terrapins, until they suddenly attacked, why they did this is still unknown, but Presidant Donald Tortoise is proven to be a part of it by Queen Turtahl IV of the TU/Testudine Kingdom's spy's. Hopefully someday the Turtles will successfully rise against these terrible tyrants. The shibe in the gif by the way, the tortoise is taking it as a slave.

Tortoises must all burn in hell as they are corrupted far to much to ever make peace. Turtles and terrapins are godly!

by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018