Treesome

A threesome or threeway where two (or all three) of the members are in the same family tree.

Becky is such a slut, she had a treesome with the Dailey cousins.

by Alek K. October 17, 2008

treeman

A great example of someone trying to blow his own trumpet.

Forget treeman that d|g|ta| is a great guy!

by d|g|ta| June 24, 2004

trees

What to call broccolito get your kids to eat it.

Dad: You want some broccoli?
Kid: No! I want TREES

by DCS December 28, 2005

Teresa Heinz Kerry

a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names

Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.

by nonoyawns January 19, 2005

Teresa

The dumbest language arts teacher there. Makes you work hard, but doesn't reward you for for it. Your grade is bound to be less than an A-. I feel bad for you if you get this mentally deranged and high teacher in 7th grade. She has no friends which is why she will torture you.

Today, Teresa gave us only one god damn minute to write a 5 page essay.

by Jeff Jeefy February 12, 2020

Teresa

A hobbit

"That chick was such a Teresa"

by Donut Whore December 18, 2016

Treesb

1. To fuck up in an irreversible way, usually causing injury to yourself or others.

2. To gets a girl preggers and be forced into marrying her

3. To accidentally kill oneself

Jane: "Yo did you hear what happened to Ben?"
Jason: "No! What?"
Jane: "He got tanked and tried to go do a jump on his snowboard!"
Jason: "Is he OK?"
Jane: "Hell no! He's totally treesbed himself! He's a paraplegic!"

by Jermona J October 22, 2008