wet paper towel

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in
I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel
by Nibger May 25, 2017
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Mr. Hand Towel

A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.

An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.
Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.

Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!

Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.

Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D

Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.

Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.

Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!
by NoonaOfDarkness September 26, 2011
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tea-towel holder

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use
i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night
by bob April 07, 2004
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community towel turner

someone who does the junk under the smellpipe in my lawn. weird.
hey that community towel turner is pretty cute. i'd let him soil my linen. "gee, thanks"
by homowner12 January 29, 2009
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Terrible Towel Curse

The curse in sports where if your defecate the Terrible Towel, you will lose a big game.
Man #1: Hey man, I just got a Colts Terrific Towel. You want one.

Man #2: It doesn't matter. The Colts now have the Terrible Towel Curse.
by Mr. WordMan January 16, 2011
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Dick chunk towel

The towel that is used to wipe up cum. It's usually the shower towel that's hanging on the rack. Then after you use it to wipe up cum, you hang it back up.
"Awe man, the towel I used after my shower was the dick chunk towel!"
by Kizzygal March 09, 2013
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Turkish Hand Towel

When you bring a man to climax by rubbing another man's testicles on his penis.
Chris gave Alex a ride home in exchange for a Turkish Hand Towel.
by Chesterfield December 03, 2022
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