Toilet Splash

When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.

Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.

by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019

Toilet Computer

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.

Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!

by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011

Sittin' On a Toilet

SITTIN' ON A TOILET!

- Spider & Shadow

Guess What

Sittin' on a toilet!

by SittingOnaToilet August 2, 2014

Toilet Owl

Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.

The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?

by kskxbcuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 15, 2017

Toilet Vomit

When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.

dude I took a piss and the toilet vomited!! That's my queue to leave.

by Mr.0range1981 August 6, 2010

Human Toilet

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet

My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.

by sis24pig July 27, 2023

Toilet Flushing

When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet

Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing

by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018