by synthetika June 14, 2005

Phrase used by the "Small Power" midget movement to be discriminatory toward tall people, whom the movement refers to as "Biggers". It is sometimes shortened to the acronym TBD.
I named my minecraft sword "Total Bigger Death" to represent my hatred for those tallies.
Today would be a fine day for Total Bigger Death!
Today would be a fine day for Total Bigger Death!
by michaelchef October 10, 2023

There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead
by Thisisnot myrealname September 2, 2017

Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.
by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

by mmmmmmBilly April 26, 2017

to stimulate ones ass with toys, fingers, tongue, penis, or any other foreign object grabbed in a time of passion and being fully stimulated to the fullest
by dick stump April 3, 2010

The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.
by Zither November 24, 2009
