Shotgun Shit

A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.

Person 1: "last time i ate taco bell i got the shotgun shits"
Person 2: "damn, same"

by Phazerrr February 26, 2022

Lifetime Shotgun

Ryan Mayle has shotgun in any car for the rest of his life.

You can’t sit in the front seat because Ryan has Lifetime Shotgun.

by NightHawk77 December 5, 2018

Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.

"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"

by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016

Magic Shotgun

Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.

I gave him a magic shotgun last night.

Don't make me come magic shotgun you.

by Gargallon May 12, 2023

shotgun selfie

to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer

bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 7, 2017

Cum Shotgun

When you nut in a girls ass and she farts. Making it splater all over the surface behind her
( You must yell " CUMSHOTGUN " if it happens.

Fred: Dude I gave her a anal creampie and she farted
Chris: Call that shit a Cum Shotgun
Fred: Get the fuck out

by Tiny PP man October 12, 2020

Devil's Shotgun

Legends tell of a stoner so perpetually baked that smoke expels from all orifices, including the anus. A daring person may inhale this "secondhand smoke" by pursing their lips to the anus and taking a "hit." This is dubbed the "Devil's Shotgun."

"Tony showed up and Andrea hit the Devil's Shotgun from his ass, it was diabolical "

by queef_disco666 June 25, 2023