Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket
Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticketmug. by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022
Get the Tin Ticketsmug. It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.
"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
by word nerdz August 20, 2019
Get the Split ticketmug. Someone who nuts during NNN, who may not be made fun of, because they have a NNN Ticket. The NNN Ticket is one free nut pass, usually gained by succeeding in the previous years NNN.
by Forallmen November 3, 2023
Get the NNN Ticketmug. When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023
Get the Speeding ticketmug. a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
Get the parking ticketmug. verb. -restaurant slang
The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.
by SauceComet August 20, 2022
Get the Ticket Knittingmug.