Turtle Jiz

a code word meaning beer usally bud light

Turtle Jiz is whats for dinner

Josh i heard your parents found all that turtle jiz in the trunk of your car that sucks

by n_kasper September 28, 2008

Goofy Turtle

When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen

"She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle."

by Mighk April 12, 2007

Brown Turtle

When u let a shit hang half-way out of your anus and have a girl suck on it. thus making u look like a turtle.

Man that girls breath was wack. Yo, i just gave her the brown turtle.

by John Grundle January 8, 2009

Fear the Turtle

When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.

“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."

by Ren, the Ambivalent One February 23, 2009

peeping turtle

1. When a shit teases the sphincter by popping in and out.
2. A horny roomate.
3. A taunting of the anus

1. I ate corn for dinner, and my ass retaliated by pulling the peeping turtle.
2. My roomate is a peeping turtle. He watched Rusty donkey punch an old stripper.

by Hanzeus November 20, 2003

The Lisa Turtle

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.

Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...

by poopdarichard October 1, 2009

TURTLE POUNDER

A MAN WHO IS GAY, HAS BAD LUCK WITH WOMEN OR A CHILDISH MAN

"RAGUSIN IS MOST LIKELY A TURTLE POUNDER"

by WORKIN STIFF October 18, 2008