you get there when you get there!

You will arrive at your destination when the driver decides your time of arrival. Usually used by stubborn nazis who do not know how to drive fast. May also be used as a method to stall if you are lost.

Kids in the back seat: Dad, we've been driving for 2 hours, it was only supposed to take an hour to get to the park.

Dad: You get there when you get there!

Kids in the back seat: That doesn't tell us anything, when are we going to get there!

Dad: You get there when you get there!

Kids in the back seat: Look dad! I think that's it up ahead

Dad: Shutup kids!!, *slaps*

by DJF bubba April 7, 2008

it's a hawk out there

A phrase commonly used by black Americans meaning that it is cold and windy outside. cold bugaduga, cold, windy, frigid, freezing, winter, winter storm, blizzard, black Americans, black sayings, African-American

It's a hawk out there boy, you better bundle up!

by joecoolthefool June 6, 2016

There's a Nap for That"

A play on the IPhone advertisement . . . What you say to someone who is always complaining about being tired in the middle of the day.

Kyra: I cannot keep my eyes open this after noon.

Alonzo: Yeah, "There's a Nap for That"

by writersrescue November 10, 2009

there in the trees

When the Indians used gorilla fighting style in the 7 year war

Oh no, there in the trees

by Ima back October 3, 2019

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

lebowski theorem

states that no intelligent organism or machine is going to bother with a task that is harder than hacking its own reward function.

Originally proposed by AI expert Joscha Bach, philosopher Nick Bostrom is said to have responded with:

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man."

According to the lebowski theorem, I will not invest the thousand bucks I found on the street in an awesome future. I will just spend it on booze and dope and get hazed.

by wt137 June 9, 2020

Hold on there Katie

When you need to stop someone mid-sentence

"Yeah but Ro has a small penis"
"Woah! Hold on there Katie, that is not true"

by jayneilpatel January 7, 2015