pouka bear

a lovely cuddly creature whom you would like to squeez its face, a feeling of anxiousness.

Aww look at that little pouka bear, it is absoultely adorable.

by tonytone407 June 15, 2009

Bekah Bear

1) A wild bear, spotted only rarely on the coasts of beautiful beaches. Despite it's menacing name, it's known to be one of the cuddliest and friendliest of bears.

But beware, if hit with a craving for cupcakes, you're shit out of luck.

2) A common pet name for Bekahs, if you have half a brain to realize how cute she is. She'll blow your mind like a bear will rip off your face. Therefore, Bekah Bear.

Again, beware of cupcake cravings. There be no wrath like that of a hungry bekah bear.

Person 1: Is that a Bekah bear on that beach?
Person 2: Yea, it is... wait... what's that smell? IS THAT CUPCAKES?
Person 1: OH LORD, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US.
Person 2: I don't want to die! *sob*

Person 1: Gosh I love my Bekah Bear.
Bekah bear: I saw a cupcake commercial.
Person 1: *no longer there*

by HeroC March 2, 2011

Parlor Bear

1. A prostitute
2. A woman of ill-repute.

I'm new in town, where can I find some parlor bear action in this town?

by humungus January 14, 2009

Like a bear

Being extremely good, bad, or anything in between at something.

Did you see Scott play?
Yeah, he was like a bear.

You reply like a bear.
Sorry mate, I've been busy.

He worked like a bear!
Yes, he was immense in midfield.

by Steve the Snake December 28, 2007

Peso bear

Peso bear is the Illegal immigrant version of pedo bear. He follows people around in his over crowded f-150 while he blasts his Spanish childrens music and promises ice cream to the unsuspecting children. He is always near you even when you shower

(peso bear) hey kids want some churros and taquitos
(kid one) yay I love you peso bear

(kid two aye yi yi I want some too)

by Boomsnapclaped July 21, 2011

bear payne

proof that labour is just too much for some women

Cheryl: OMG Liam ! I am in bare pain!
Liam: OMG Cheryl that's it! Bear Payne

by rumbleinthejungle June 7, 2017

snot bear

A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.

See Jane run. See Jane's nose run. See Jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

Or: "I can't believe you have Snot Bear after all these years! Has he ever been washed?" "Of course not!"

by tmon May 7, 2007