smoke the turkey

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Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.

by bufumufu1 November 24, 2010

Soldier smoking

When in a toking circle and two members pass the blunt back n forth between each other...instead of passing on to the left....
Left. Right. Left.

Oi, are you two Bogarts Soldier smoking that thing??

by Trichomey October 07, 2019

Dragon Smoke

Informal, n. Heroin. When smoked.

Going to get some tinfoil my good sir? I've a large rock of the Chinese variety, we can partake in some dragon smoke.

by lemmidoggins September 17, 2015

Hippie Smoking

Smoking a joint or spliff without using a roach or filter.

'Dude i think my roach fell out in the car, we might have to smoke hippie'
'Ah man hippie smoking sucks'

by pseudonymchinchilla November 03, 2009

smoke 3

to reference smoking tobacco, marijuana, and crack cocaine

"I can't quit nic man"
"Because you live in Florida, aint nothin to do here but smoke 3"

by dinker.dog April 29, 2022

Pussy smoke

Top tier; better at an action than someone else; showing off; the best at.

Give ‘em the pussy smoke; y’all don’t want this pussy smoke; imma show you some real pussy smoke.

by NOON_LEMONS March 25, 2023

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 07, 2020