Post Creeper

When a person spends alot of time reading other peoples posts on social media sites. A "Post Creeper" is typically a way for a person to know things about someone/other people they have never even met!
DrummerG: Hey man, dont leave posts about the weekends events on my Facebook page, my x girlfriend is a "post creeper"
by drummerg2 November 04, 2009
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Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.
Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.
by Smerv January 27, 2023
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Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.
George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.
by Dickweed McGee May 03, 2014
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Post-it Bitch

A term used to describe a someone who uses post-it notes excessively to point out minor mistakes and make pointless comments.
Sofia really went overboard with the comments today, when have crowned her the title of site Post-it Bitch
by KPdefinitions April 02, 2019
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Post Whipped

It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.
Dude, Jack is sooooo post whipped over Lizzie after she ditched him.
by jcougs May 15, 2014
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post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.
running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy
by post dog March 04, 2021
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single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.
Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.
by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023
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