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Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011
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based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.
My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.
by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021
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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (For me)
by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020
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smoldering post

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.
I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...
by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016
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Post Creeper

When a person spends alot of time reading other peoples posts on social media sites. A "Post Creeper" is typically a way for a person to know things about someone/other people they have never even met!
DrummerG: Hey man, dont leave posts about the weekends events on my Facebook page, my x girlfriend is a "post creeper"
by drummerg2 November 4, 2009
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wet posting

a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting
damn that bitch has been wet posting ever since y’all started talking. she wants you.
by ashesinurasses July 2, 2019
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Cope Post

When someone posts/uploads something purely to win a non-existent argument. Usually used to target a group of people they don't like.

Also, These posts are usually made when someone has just been proven wrong, lost in a video game, or wants to try to win an argument that hasn't happened yet.
Person A: I don't like his playstyle, so I'm going to make a video showing why this playstyle I don't like, is bad.
Person B: Bro, don't do that, it'll sound like a cope post.
by Yebby April 9, 2022
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