by [[Mrcr]] December 17, 2004
Get the South Polemug. by Malawin Mut July 15, 2009
Get the Totem Polemug. A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.
drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
by wooooparty June 16, 2010
Get the pole-lurkermug. When you "break poles" it basically means you had any form of sex. Breaking poles, broke poles, breaks poles, etc.
"That kid is breaking poles tonight."
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"
by SoiledBeans November 13, 2016
Get the Breaking Polesmug. The man briskly dropped his pants and slapped her with his chowder pole
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by PreSeed FilledWithGreed January 11, 2016
Get the chowder polemug. (noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.
Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE
by piptardsman July 2, 2011
Get the dick-polemug. A large pole witch is used for stacking and collecting Peanuts. People will use the peanuts for making Peanutbutter poles.
by ThaBosS September 30, 2012
Get the Peanut Polemug.