White Noise

2020 Presidential Debate, the three old white men arguing with each other.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.

"Sorry for the white noise. I didn't notice I left the TV on."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."

by Archomp October 10, 2020

White Noise

White people complaining about racially motivated decisions that are perceived to negatively impact white people, whilst more important things are going on but are covered up by the 'white noise'.

"The government is tapping our phon-" BREAKING NEWS: NEW MERMAID MOVIE HAS BLACK MERMAID! WHITE PEOPLE ARE MAKING WHITE NOISE EVERYWHERE!

by Nickolas.Brown July 08, 2019

White noise

The only YouTube video you can watch repeatedly for 10 hours without getting bored.

What are your interests and hobbies?
Uhh, I listen to white noise.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 05, 2024

White Noise

Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.

Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.

by Weirdgrrl December 08, 2019

White noise

A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.

Prof. X is such a white noise.

by illi-noise March 18, 2021

White noise

Eminem

Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*

by CrowOnDelsym September 08, 2023

White Noise

A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.

"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"

by VegetableMadeBones June 08, 2018