During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.
Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"
by DirtyM@ February 18, 2017
Boris: so she was giving me a blue job when her boyfriend walked in
Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom
Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom
by yunknasty February 12, 2013
General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.
Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"
by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014
A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.
Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?
Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...
Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...
by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021
by XvaehX October 26, 2017
When someones hair sprouts outwards like a mushroom
This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people
This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people
Sam G:" My Mushroom Trim gets in the way of me and I keep walking into walls"
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease
by Unknown Cheffer July 06, 2020
by unicorrn_69 September 02, 2020