Lemon sniffer

Someone who is so unskilled at their task that they should resign to sniffing lemons so that they may have a chance of succeeding at something.

Warzone callout - you lemon sniffer!

by IT_Guy October 2, 2022

Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss

My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd

by Dirty kid bill July 16, 2022

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Lemon chocolate

A code name for hot Asian women.

You like Caramel girls? Screw that, I need some of that lemon chocolate.

by HVG and Elmo November 12, 2012

Lemon Ballz

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.

Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Shade of lemon

The brief instant when lemonparty.org flashes on your screen before you have time to close the window.

My coworker saw a shade of lemon before I had time to close the window.

by whatthelemon August 20, 2013

Supreme Lemon

The best of citruses.

Wow, The Supreme Lemon is so great.

by TosterOven January 29, 2017