Jamaican Salsa

The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.

"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"

by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021

Jamaican Bobsled

The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.

Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”

by Butt Fucker 3000 August 16, 2024

Jamaican Jackhammer

A sexual act involving 4 people. A man gets his legs held above him by two (2) people and held apart, in a "V" shape. A fourth person is then helped in between the man's legs and his balls are then used as a trampoline until he cums.

Mike: Yo, Steven. I heard that Stacey gave you the Jamaican Jackhammer last weekend
Steven: Yes mate, I've been in intensive care cos Kate and her sister held my legs open and Stacey weighs 250kg

by Steven Skibidoviç September 21, 2024

Jamaican Flicker Goon

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)

"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"

by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024

Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV

I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

by lilviny409 November 22, 2024

Jamaican Smile

A term that branched from the brainrot phrase "Balkan rage". This term, alongside things like "Japanese tip toe" have been used in brainrot videos, mostly on Tiktok. "Jamaican Smile" is used to describe a dastardly grin that can be used to signified that the user is one of those "who know".

guy 1: i heard you and Stacy are dating.

guy 2: heh, so that rumour is truly circulating! youre giving me a Jamaican Smile.

by Snorkellus November 23, 2024

Jamaican Flickergoon

Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.

Hey did you hear John just finished Jamaican Flickergoon session.
Nah man, but that dude's badass

by BLVCKKYE December 5, 2024