Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 21, 2024
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Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024
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Jamaican Weed

Jamaican weed is like heaven on earth!! one great example is Bob Fuckin Marley! one thing u should try before ur death is smoking jamaican weed!
man you should try this jamaican weed it will make you go so high you will fuck your own mother
by XxStitchxx64 June 27, 2018
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Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg
by MikeWaz0wski January 31, 2022
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Jamaican Backpack

In order to smuggle marijuana an individual places a bag of weed in another's anus and then pounds it in with his penis.
In order to get weed out of the Caribbean, Turbo gave Austin a Jamaican Backpack.
by ajmurphy October 19, 2018
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Jamaican Flamethrower

The act of filling your dick with gasoline and ejaculating while holding a lighter in front of your it; creating a flamethrower.
by W@yne Kerr March 07, 2019
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Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016
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