Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead

I’m just going for an alan

by Scott1995 October 29, 2017

Alan Li

This word is often used as a compliment to define someone of high sigma grimace Ohio fanum rizz.

Alan Li: Ohio rizz sigma fanum tax skibidi edge ohio grimace shake alabama💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(❁´◡`❁)(●'◡'●)╰(*°▽°*)╯(^///^)

by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023

Alan

Alan is a very emotionally gentle person. He’s is known for being quit. Once you get to know him you fall in love with his down to earth personality. Alan is known for being a freak in the sheets! But he is a scared person when it comes to relationships because of his past, don’t let that hold him back and if you ever get an Alan never lose him. It would be the worst mistake of your life. Alan is a great person, and will always want to be around the person he loves. Alan has a dark past and doesn’t like to see other bothering what’s his. Once you get an Alan you’ll never want to let him go.

Look there’s Alan in the hoodie

by Ivanleee11 July 21, 2021

Alan

Alan is a Scottish man, and my man.

He's the most handsome man in my heart.

Alan loves his woman

by ZJN January 1, 2018

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

Alan

He is the funniest guy in whole world he can be a lil sus sometimes but he a good guy so you must be lucky to have him as a friend it is really hard to fined real friends These days and he also sexy asf

Alan is hella sexy

by Elpp November 22, 2021

Alan

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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?

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