Zoom

A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.

Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay

by _Llama_Llady_ July 13, 2020

Mise en Zoom

“Mise en Scene” + “Zoom”

A background, either real or electronically generated, for a Zoom call intended to reflect positively on the participant.

“The author’s mise en Zoom was filled with copies of his own books.”

“My mise en Zoom makes it look like I’m calling in from Tatooine.”

by nycmurph February 6, 2021

Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

Zoom jeans

Denim pants casually worn as the bottom half of a dressy outfit, such as shirt, or blouse, blazer and tie, which is off-camera during a Zoom videoconference requiring business apparel.

When I have to wear Zoom jeans, I don’t bother with a belt, either.

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Zoomed-up

At the Age of COVID-19, the world rushed to videoconferencing as a way to stay connected and not lose valuable time for productivity. At first, it was exciting until you stated to have 5-8 of them per day. When you get tired of having too many meetings via videoconferencing, you started to get zoomed-up.

I was surprised that the Zoom fatigue hit me so hard, I am Zoomed-up!
How to avoid Zooming-up? How to Break Away From Overworking, Overdoing, and Under Living?

by Farshadi April 13, 2020

Get on your zoom

Actively work towards a desired goal. | Put effort into planning an event.

How do u expect it to work if you don't get on your zoom?
I been on my zoom. looking for discount flights rn!!

by neddsteroni November 24, 2023

Zoom Creeper

Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!

Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing

by Turnabout Intruder June 19, 2020