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Tijuana Tornado

A sexual act which requires the male to be having anal sex while in the prone bone position, the male performs this move by thrusting balls deep into the asshole and spinning his entire body around as fast as possible to make the asshole release gas.
Tornado Man: Cindy left me after I tried the Tijuana Tornado on her.
Sensei Tornado: She just not made for it...
by StriderPoopie November 22, 2025
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tornado jockey

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.
If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal
by Sexydimma April 1, 2017
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tornado knot

A tie knot that is tied so horribly that it looks like a tornado came by and wrapped it around your neck.
Good luck at your job interview with that tornado knot you got there.
by alucardeverlasting October 31, 2013
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Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016
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laugh tornado

When the Chiba got you so twisted that a small, sometimes trivial joke sweeps you and everyone else in the room away in straight laughter.
That one time we got so high and you told me the joke about your mom...had me laughing so hard I cried and couldn’t control it, got swept up in a laugh tornado.
by RTHandle March 26, 2021
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Tornado

The act of spin tabling a girl so high up that you can pass her on to your bro during a threesome or orgy.
Tom and I tornado'd my GF during our funtime last night!
by RWtub May 11, 2014
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Mach Tornado

A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.
When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
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