eeyore syndrome

A person that is habitually or chronically depressed, sad, melancholy, gloomy etc., for more days than not. They are over concerned with their problems, no matter how small. They tend to have a round the clock "poor me" attitude. Being around these people has a tendency to "suck the life" out of others.

Man I can't stand to be around bill now days he is a downer! Yeah he really needs to snap out of the "eeyore syndrome" that runs his life.

by nasty neal October 24, 2009

Mijo Syndrome

A condition in which a son can do no wrong and is catered to unconditionally by parents and all siblings. Usually applies to the eldest son in a Latino family

A parent conference is not necessary because he is afflicted by the "Mijo Syndrome".

by Luis Bleuze February 25, 2005

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005

69 Syndrome

69 syndrome is a condition where people unironically find the number 69 everywhere. This is a prime symptom for a chronic disease called ligma thats was first discovered when Richard Tyler 'Ninja' Blevins completed a fortnite challenge where he had to ligma balls.

Mr. Joe, You have been diagnosed with the 69 syndrome.

Joel David Pereira sees the number 69 everywhere, I think he has the 69 syndrome.

by Multilord January 15, 2022

Ichi Syndrome

Ichi syndrome - A syndrome where if you can't here Ichi's voice for a day you'll feel sad and empty.
Synonyms:Depression, Sadness, etc.

I have Ichi syndrome I think I'm gonna die

by Very Rndm August 10, 2019

OFCUB syndrome

Only Fucking Chubby Ugly Broads Syndrome.

Man, what the hell is wrong with Ted. He had a hot broad in his bed didn't fuck her. I swear he has OFCUB syndrome.

by momoneymoproblm June 15, 2011

Yorkshire syndrome

Is a transient Tourette's-like syndrome characteristic by short outbursts of profanity, with the inclusion of politically incorrect statements and racial slurs.

A sufferer of Yorkshire syndrome must:
- Have been born in the English county of Yorkshire (N,S,E or W).
- Not have been diagnosed with any other psychological illness.
- Must have an episode (outburst) at least every-other day.
- Should feel little or no concern as to the effect their condition has on those around them.

Yorkshire syndrome - Examples are too verbally violent to publish :(

by Urban.Dr January 16, 2014