salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022

Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.

My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

Veruca Salt

Easily the best grunge/women's rock band of the 1990's.

Hey jason, Did you hear Veruca Salt's new album?
No, I'll have to check it out sometime.

by Mygrayne November 12, 2020

In salt veritas

In vino veritas but when you have a "zi de marți".

Vladimir: How did you find out Oliver has microdick?
Andrew: Oh you know, we were on salt one night and he told me. You know the old saying; in salt veritas.

Vladimir: Dang, I also say things I shouldn't be saying on it.

by tommyzat November 14, 2022

Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016

Old Salt

An experienced sailor, generally on the East Coast, with loads of sea wisdom and tales to tell.

I enjoyed meeting your grandfather, he’s a proper Old Salt.

by OldMoneyBunny August 24, 2022

Hardly salt

Reaction to an absurd scenario commonly used in the west of Ireland

Katie: you’re a salty simp
Caoimhe: hardly salt

by Saltysimp April 9, 2021