The most attractive and amazing person in the world. His ball glisten in the sun, they make a clanging sound when they slam together in the morning wind. gerald he is what everyone strives to be if you slammed your fucking forehead against a metal grate and sheered down your brain into a cubic shape. gerald
by robertmcfarglebottom March 12, 2023
ROI (Racist on Impact): adjective
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe an inanimate object that humorously appears to cause a socially awkward or prejudiced incident upon contact or arrival. Often used in a satirical context to highlight the absurdity of attributing human characteristics or social issues to non-sentient objects.
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe an inanimate object that humorously appears to cause a socially awkward or prejudiced incident upon contact or arrival. Often used in a satirical context to highlight the absurdity of attributing human characteristics or social issues to non-sentient objects.
Example: "When the billboard fell and only damaged the restaurant with the minority owner's name, it was jokingly described as an ROI event – Racist on Impact."
by bobshurm July 01, 2024
When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.
Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"
by Misterpinksaysthings May 13, 2024
When a person, who is specifically ginger with astoundingly beautiful facial hair and cool sunglasses, does something cool.
Roying (To Roy) (Verb)
'Hey, look at that guy ROYING over there!'
'Yeah, he's a real Roy, if you know what I mean.'
'Man, that guy really has beautiful facial hair and cool sunglasses! He must be Roying right now!'
'Hey, look at that guy ROYING over there!'
'Yeah, he's a real Roy, if you know what I mean.'
'Man, that guy really has beautiful facial hair and cool sunglasses! He must be Roying right now!'
by NotRoyHarper May 02, 2023
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Roy "Rolls Royce" Demeo:,'''", The Last Juvenile Release *Rolls dice*
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Roy "Rolls Royce" Demeo:,'''", The Last Juvenile Release *Rolls dice*
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025
everybody know moos, here we got Mr.Sandberg who killed a moos without rights to do it, the moos tried to stop it but roy had other ideas, this ended in the second world war because Mr.Sandberg rejected to jail and the moos made their own bataljon and tried to stung Roy, but roy said to he`s fetter that he would probably take some more moos to his basement, hes known in our school for killing a moos and having kids in he`s basement and he is stinky
Joe: what? what happend to the moos?
Yuri: Roy was probably here.
Joe: oh, i got it
Yuri: yes, hes called Roy hitler for a reason
Joe: yes, He killed 6 million moos while Germans Killed 6 million Jews
Yuri: Roy was probably here.
Joe: oh, i got it
Yuri: yes, hes called Roy hitler for a reason
Joe: yes, He killed 6 million moos while Germans Killed 6 million Jews
by SavageScrimss November 13, 2019