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Dylz The Planet

Double the mass of Jupiter. Truly a scientific marvel.
by LargepogGee January 27, 2022
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Planet

Someone bloated to a mass of about 400 trillion pounds.
If that planet guy continues to orbit around McDonald's like that he's going to be 5'2 and 450 pounds, so he will be wider than he is high.
by Solid Mantis December 25, 2020
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planet boxes

A suggestive term for feeling someone up
Come to the back and feel my planet boxes
by Mr Zingy December 29, 2007
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Planet Zortgonia

Home planet of the shapeshifting Zortgonian living on planet Earth, Brandon Dufrene.
Brandon Dufrene is the only Zortgonian and is from the home planet of Planet Zortgonia.
by Zoooted August 29, 2022
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《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》
《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》
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Planet Finger

An extra terrestrial planet 3,000,000 light years away. A place of peace and tranquility, where mud runs through the streets and skugma is sipped on the daily.
We’re headed to planet finger, anyone else care to join? I hear there’s mud there.
by Markyblarky October 31, 2025
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Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.
Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!
by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025
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