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Luke

pulls bare birds yano, can literally destroy any conversation with one sentence, also has the powers to control and persuade any mofo including himself to do anything of his command. Luke's normally hang around with lower class people to improve his self confidence and ego. Luke's will only go for a chick if she is above an 8, anything under an 8 is considered pure dirt from a Luke.
#Girl 1 Yo dat new kid luke yeh hes a mad pengting init

#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here
by Luke_ismonkey August 26, 2018
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Luke, a guy who can be a bit dirty-minded at times, however; he’s a great guy in general. He’s funny, handsome and (most likely) popular.
Luke.
by whnskiesaregrey April 25, 2019
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That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
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A retarded ass bitch that deserves to go to hell.
He is a total luke
by I dont need you to know myname December 9, 2018
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Just a fucking idiot. The most unfunny, inmate active guy you could possibly find. Lukes are known for smelling like shit and having a terrible sense of fashion.
“Bro, that guy over there smells like ass.”
“Oh ,him? Yeah, he’s definitely a Luke.”
by MansionWhore3 March 6, 2019
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Someone usually if the “douche” nature who likes do show off and brag about stuff that nobody cares about. Luke’s usually don’t get along with many people. If you know a Luke please donate to his make-A-wish
Did you see Luke?

Yeah I feel bad.

We should donate to his make-a-wish for mental retardation!

Yeah.
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