Jared Haar

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.

“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
“Understandable”

by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 14, 2019

Jared

autism

ah shit it Jared run

by colddinner July 10, 2020

jared purdy

Jared Purdy is sometimes cool, but he is also a jack as* most of the time.

Jared Purdy is smart but is an ass when he brags about things

by Anonymous11121314 January 11, 2018

Jared

A fucking adopted cunt who thinks hes the shit. Beat his ass god damn it

Jared:I'm cool
The boys: Shut up jared your fucking adopted!

by Diabetic surgeon October 15, 2019

Jared

Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth

Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural

by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021

Jared Laing

Jared is a tall man who hit puberty at a young age. He has a huge d**k and the ladies can always see his bulge.

"Look at him you can see it his name must be Jared Laing"

by Jackasswhohatesyouall December 8, 2016

Jared

A fellow Persian who is silky smooth.

He sure seems like a Jared.

by Suzy Slow Stitch January 14, 2021