Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer

‘Is it a bird, is it a plane...No....it’s Jared’

by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021

Jared

little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents

Bro he just said the same thing for 3 minutes. He is such a Jared.

by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022

Jared

The most bestest boy to ever exist. He’s handsome and funny and will always be loyal to the one he loves.

Jared is so cute
I wish I had a Jared

by Sussybaka0 July 24, 2022

Jared

Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”

Jared my fat dicked daddy cream on me.

by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023

Jared

Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.

El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022

Jared

a submissive and breedable nerdy man.

someone: man, Jared is so submissive and breedable.
friend: yeah, he’s a total nerd too.

by B0WT13S November 3, 2021

jared

typically known as a boy with a massive penis

jared has a massive penis

by everyguyever123123321 May 29, 2023