Nick Horne

Nick Horne appeared on the 47th David Letterman show. He is a comedian and expert physicist. Mr Horne is currently involved in "Smarty-Pants," a think tank which has solved many of the worlds pressing issues in addition to small ones (such as redesigning the zipper into the modern version seen today with locking capabilities - hence the name of his company)

Mr Horne plans on being one of the first men in space on a homemade craft. For 32 years he and his team have scoured junkyards for jet thrusters and other necessary parts. They expect their project to be completed in time for exodus by the 2012 Apocalypse (of which Mr Horne is a great believer).

BRAH YOU AS CRAZY AS NICK HORNE

by Masta - Physics November 11, 2009

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freedom horn

Historically known as a trumpet. The name was changed in early 2017 to eliminate any association with the odious 45th President of the United States.

The freedom horn player declined to play the inauguration.

by SantaFeTrail-er January 30, 2017

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Horn Sauce

Typically used as a noun and synonym to "horney" or sex drive, Horn Sauce refers to the actual hormone needed to achieve a male (or female) erection. It may also refer to ejaculant itself.

Also commonly used to refer to semen.

Ex1

Woman: Hey baby, Let's have some good ole fashioned missionary sex.

Man: Hun, I would, but I'm all out of horn sauce.

Ex 2

She was just about to reach climax, when I accidentally blew my horn sauce all over her chia pet.

by Gabby J. Johnson September 10, 2019

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