by IAmKall December 10, 2022
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A condition contracted by those exposed for prolonged periods in foggy conditions.
After being in fog for an extended period of time (commonly no more than 2 minutes) individuals may become disorientated and confused. Unable to retain their focus individuals may begin to enter a 'crazed' like state, running in short bursts in random directions. If unable to escape the fog an individual may begin to run in circles, shrieking, until eventually attempting to burrow into the very ground they are standing on.
If someone is seen in this state then it is already too late to save them, they now think they are a ‘screwdriver’ and will proceed to burrow head-first into the ground. Any attempt to stop them may result in violent attacks and it is advised that you should stand clear.
In the early stages symptoms consist of rash decisions, often wandering in random directions and a glaze seen over the eye. Later symptoms include foaming at the mouth, loud shrieking and the inevitable 'screwdriver' state of mind!
After being in fog for an extended period of time (commonly no more than 2 minutes) individuals may become disorientated and confused. Unable to retain their focus individuals may begin to enter a 'crazed' like state, running in short bursts in random directions. If unable to escape the fog an individual may begin to run in circles, shrieking, until eventually attempting to burrow into the very ground they are standing on.
If someone is seen in this state then it is already too late to save them, they now think they are a ‘screwdriver’ and will proceed to burrow head-first into the ground. Any attempt to stop them may result in violent attacks and it is advised that you should stand clear.
In the early stages symptoms consist of rash decisions, often wandering in random directions and a glaze seen over the eye. Later symptoms include foaming at the mouth, loud shrieking and the inevitable 'screwdriver' state of mind!
by Foggyman June 10, 2011
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A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
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