bong flu

the sickness that one acquires when sharing a joint, pipe, bong, or any other smoking appliance with a group

"Yo are you coming out tonight?"

"Nah sorry, I got a came down with a wicked case of bong flu last night at the hotbox."

by Cheif Queef November 28, 2016

Rakia Flu

The AIDS like illness following 2 or more nights drinking more than the recommended 1 Rakia a night. Associated sweats, shakes, anxiety, facial peeling, acidic watery shits and impetigo. Can’t be cured, only delayed...by drinking more Rakia.

“Is it Ebola Doc?”

“No sir, I’m afraid it’s much worse - you have Rakia flu.”

by Kenmalone March 03, 2019

Hoochie flu

When you lay out of work with a Hoochie girl

I can't come in today , I've got the Hoochie flu

by dat middle child April 22, 2016

Pennsylvania Flu

Before sex put pepper on the pillow so when you’re hitting it doggy and put her head in the pillow she sneezes and her pussy tightens around your dick

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her the Pennsylvania flu.

by Farva4489 May 07, 2018

wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover

When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.

by snickrdoodle January 07, 2010

Ship-flu

A disease that hinders your ability to watch a show except episodes that have heavy shipping

Peter: "hey Chad want to binge She-ra with me"

Chad: "I can only watch the ending because I have Ship-flu"

by W. Butterfly September 20, 2020

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 04, 2022