Luke Disease

Luke Disease is belittlement of the penis, erectile dysfunction, gayness and general rtardness. There is no known cure for this, sufferers are too rtarded and gay to accept a cure.
Known sufferers: Luke

Jole: "OMG, That My Rtarded friend was acting all gay today, and in the changing room, I saw his cock, it was the size of a PEA. He told me he had erectile dysfunction O_O"

DAVID: "OMFGZ, HE HAZ LUKE DISEASE!"

by Daemonius :] August 21, 2008

Greg's Disease

A serious non stop case of the shits, usually occuring from 1-3 days. Also known as irratible bowel syndrome

Man i been stuck on the crapper for the last two days shitting my brains out. Dam Greg's Disease

by 4sk!n December 15, 2009

vaginal disease

a disease of the vagina

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Valentine's Disease

Also known as Cupid's Arm, Valentine's Disease is a malformation of the penis, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. While there can be complications in urination and ejaculation, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oral sex while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. This act is known as a Valentine's Kiss.

When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.

Valentine's Disease. It gives me an extra inch.

by Dr. Doctor M.D. October 14, 2008

fishskin disease

see harlequin fetus.

Fishskin disease most probably will haunt your dreams.

by rich January 26, 2005

Sex Disease

1) What I got after I got done slamming Paris Hilton.
2) What really makes Dove's cry.

1)
<Paris> Don't tell your girlfreind we slept together.
<Me> What do you mean don't tell my girlfriend I cheated on her?
<Me> She'll find out when I give her Gonorrea!
<Paris> That's hot!

2) Boy George really made dove's cry... Giving them all those sex diseases...

by Liberal Wacko May 10, 2006

Geeze Disease

A condition brought on by a heavy session of using cocaine and alcohol. Symptoms include a runny nose, dehydration and an inability to think clearly.

Terry: Hey Pete have you seen the state of Luke?
Pete: Yep he's got Geeze Disease he's been on it for 36hrs straight!

by petechez1 April 20, 2018