christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

christmas high

when your so stoned and happy it feels like christmas morning when your a little kid, an exuberant feeling brought on by smoking marijuana, blissful happiness

Dude we smoked so much last night we were christmas high. I'll never forget the time we got christmas high and went frolicking

by Jblaze23 October 20, 2010

christmas movie

When you stick your chicken patty inside of her buns

Did Jake and Micah watch a Christmas movie last night?

by Jake a sale May 11, 2017

Christmas Hole

Small hexagonal hole in a metal patio table in which small items such as silverware or buttons can fit through.

Oh no, don't drip the button through the christmas hole!

by Brackets18 November 13, 2019

football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

Conaco Christmas

What happens when you wait to the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and end up going to the nearest 24 hour gas station to buy gifts.

So it was a Conaco Christmas last year too?

by wseandobbins December 20, 2010

Christmas Weight

The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.

Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"

Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."

by Barry and Wallace. December 29, 2009