Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010

ill bang you with my blicky

the word the big scary scrawny man who is out to get you and his name is joey dun dun duuuuun so he will try to bang you wit his blicky raaaaaah uhhh ooooh owi yeeees

come on 1v1 in a basket ball game cause ill bang you with my blicky

by jujun on tnhat5b by April 13, 2021

Ill-fishing

Telling people you are iller than you actually are for attention. Also applies to image posts on social media.

He's can't be that ill, I saw him running around town. He's totally ill-fishing for attention.

by Pikuntchu April 20, 2021

ILL

Irritated, angry. I have heard this all my life, coming from the mountains of northwestern NC.

Mama could not get to her tanning-bed appointment because of the stand-off. She was right ill about that.

by Surf Side July 1, 2019

Cold Act Ill

Someone who does not apologize for being GREAT.

Someone who knows that they are COLD AF!!! Nice at everything they do and inspires other

MsSimoneJ is cold act ill and don't mix well with retarded people, she will check them so fast.

by BeautyPie March 28, 2021

ill

To be ill is to write something in a way that can give someone a stroke. It can also possibly cease someone’s brain cells to read whatever the fuck they wrote.

Person 1: AHHAHAHWUSUWAUHS WWUAYA6BBBABNANA SHRRESKK IS BESADT CHWDACTER !!!! 🔥🤣😻
Person 2: Are you ill?

by shadowhedgehogfan42069 November 26, 2020

Joe 'ill

the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.

person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.

by Militant_pigmi May 10, 2012