Stepping Gas

During a running workout farts are released with each step

I had stepping gas for almost a half mile today!

by daparkster February 21, 2009

Bastard gas

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.

Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

Gas Artist

Someone who talks nonsense

I.e Person 1: Can't believe J was chattin that s**t about you earlier
Person 2: Take no notice, Mandem knows he's a proper gas artist

by ChemKid95 September 19, 2014

Cock gas

Cock gas (n) - while having sex, small amounts of air get into the urethra. After sex, the air trapped is pushed out of the penis

I smashed this chick so good it gave me cock gas

by Young W33zy August 11, 2018

gas chamberesque

The way in which Danny Dod describes something that is horribly uncomfortable and displeasing.

This food is gas chamberesque!
My room is very hot at the moment, it is very gas chamberesque.

by Trendy Wendy Bowe April 6, 2020

Cali Gas

Marijuana (Cannabis) that comes from California, typically licensed Dispensaries that is of quality to be considered "Gas" (High THC%)

Hey bro where did you get this weed from? It's so good, this has got to be some Cali Gas!

by BongMan_420 October 22, 2023

Gas on Deck

Q Da Fool use's the phrase ''gas on deck'' to emphasize he has grade A+ marijuana available for purchase.

Gas on deck, let me grind on em'

by Super Menthol April 14, 2022