Rockdale Texas

Better than Cameron Texas that’s for sure.

Rockdale Texas is crap but not as bad as Cameron.

by jasonderuIo April 19, 2020

texas train

The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.

Me and my wife boarded the Texas Train after a Texas Long Horn game. Whooo whooo

by SCnative July 18, 2016

Texas Elevator

Entering an elevator and proceeding to fart non-stop for at least ten floors.

Dave was impressed that Kevin's Texas elevator lasted 15 floors.

by TheMan2002 May 12, 2014

texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.

Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

texas leaguer

baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them

With Barry Bonds' knees so sore, he will see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him

by mikkopresents September 16, 2006

texas gravy

The frothy mess that ensues between your legs when your working your ass of on a hot, sweaty day and use too much Gold Bond powder

"Man, I've got a serious case of Texas Gravy going on up in here."

by Chilididog December 17, 2006

Texas bama

What you make when you mix that Negro with that Creole.

Aka Beyoncé.

If you're from Texas and you're a little bit country and a little bit hood, you just may be a Texas bama.

by northwestbluivy September 24, 2016