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Tony The Fixer 

Common name of Antonin Scalia, United States Supreme Court Justice. Tony fixed the 2000 US Presidential Election by stopping the vote recount in Florida and handing the presidency to George Walker Bush.

Tony has fixed other things, as well. Such as in 2004 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rejected a request that he remove himself from a case about Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force after their recent duck-hunting trip raised questions about his impartiality.

"Since I do not believe my impartiality can reasonably be questioned, I do not think it would be proper for me to recuse," he said in a 21-page opinion.
Tony The Fixer always wanted to have met Bennito Mussolini.
Tony The Fixer by J Snow February 5, 2010
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Tony Blair 

Current Labour MP and Prime Minister of the UK. Subject of alot of diatribe from the nation despite ironically being voted to power by the very same people.
"I voted for Tony Blair"
Tony Blair by rogue March 21, 2003

Tony George 

The owner and CEO of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. As a result of a temper tantrum where he did not get his way, he founded the Indy Racing League, ultimately ruining both open wheel racing in the United States and the Indianapolis 500. See also the Idiot Grandson and Clabber Boy.
Tony George ruined both open wheel racing in the United States and the Indianapolis 500.
Tony George by Rex Karz October 1, 2004

Tony Tirri 

1.) A Rookie
2.) Sucks a beer pong
3.) Pance

Synonym: Timmy
" Look at all those grease in dat burgers"- Tony Tirri
Tony Tirri by Big Dog Status March 11, 2010
When you smoke a bowl, that has so much tobacco others around you stop to watch
Kylan: Jesus, Patrick is about to smoke a Tony bowl
Eric: Wow I gotta watch this
Tony Bowl by Rocket61 April 20, 2018

Tony Smith 

Tony Smith is a pumpkin who was born on October 30th. He’s Italian and he has the best smile.
Holy shit I think that’s tony smith!

No it can’t be!

Omg let’s go get Tony’s autograph!
Tony Smith by Tony Smiths dad October 30, 2020

tony homo 

Antonio hamiro "Tony" HOMO (born April 21, 1980, in San Diego, California) is the current starting quarterback for the National Football League's Dallas Cowboys. He replaced the great (future HAll Of Famer)Drew Bledsoe in Week 8 of the 2006 season.He is known for being one of the most popular HOMO's of all time,especially in football when not many HOMO's compete.He has been rumored of dating Jessica Simpson of late,Which in turn had his fanbase in complete disaray wondering if he was a true HOMO.But he eventually proved otherwise by quickly putting an end to those rumors.
He also maintains is own website tonyhomo.com
Tony Homo is the starting quarterback of the Dallas COwboys.
tony homo by Joe Farries December 6, 2006