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Essendon supporter 

If your an essendon supporter, then congrats! you support the best afl team to ever exist. Darcy Parish is going to win the Brownlow, and every other team snorts cocaine (mostly carlton). If you support a different team then what the F you need to go get some serious help.

fake Bernie supporter 

Morons who claimed to support Bernie sanders during the primary but instead voted for Drumpf rather than the Democratic candidate in 2016. These people are habitually stupid. As they are easily swayed by fake news, Russian bots & trolls.
Seriously, real liberals and the Democratic Party don't want or need your help in 2018 or afterward. You don't get to express regret or gain pity after doing something that makes others suffer. Stay home or jump off a bridge pox.
"But her emails! Status Quo! Obama's a socialist/communist!" - complains the fake Bernie supporter. After Drumpf and the GOP takes away their Medicare, Social Security, welfare and trailer/one person apartment/parent’s basement away.

Clinton supporter 

A person who is very stupid, completely uneducated on the political spectrum, and is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn't realize what national security is. Has 5 participation trophies they gladly show off, and whenever they don't get what they want, they'll destroy something but call it peaceful. Usually consist of lazy people who want free shit, or masculine fat women and feminine scrawny men.
Person 1: "Who's the white man-looking woman telling everyone they have white privilege that has a friend with a mask on while smashing cars during a "peaceful" protest?"

Person 2: "Oh, thats a Clinton supporter!"
Clinton supporter by alkans30 December 6, 2016

Trump Supporter 

An ignorant person (usually white) who doesn't realize that without immigrants American capitalism would fall apart
If Tim thinks we should build a wall he's probably a Trump supporter
Trump Supporter by Koji_de October 17, 2020

Hillary Supporter 

A irrational person who cries and has their period all over the most smallest shit that pisses them off and has 0 iq
“Dude! Have seen those retarded Hillary supporters of twitter?!”

Glory Supporter

Someone who supports a team (especially a football team) that is neither based in or near the town of their birth nor is even anywhere near where the 'supporter' resides. Although family connection is often cited as a reason for said support, essentially glory supporters' only reason for supporting a team is them having a history, and future chance, of winning trophies. Typically, a glory supporter knows little about football and has rarely, if ever, been to watch 'their' team play.
99% of Manchester United fans are glory supporters, coming, as they do, from outside of Manchester.

"My Grandad was a Liverpool fan, so I have to be". Notice how such a glory supporter will automatically follow the most prestigious team that any other family member supports.
Glory Supporter by Gypside March 27, 2010