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Health Science Student

A person who, while gifted in the art of chemistry, biology, and other bodily issues, knows the most exotic women a campus has to offer. What separates a male health science student from the Average Joe on campus is the ability to know nothing on how to talk to a woman, without presenting himself as a complete idiot. The given effect of this is second hand embarrassment to both parties in the conversation, plus any bystander within a ten meter radius.
That health science student over there is making a complete idiot of himself in front of that beautiful woman. Now I've got second hand embarrassment.
by DELTA-GUNNER April 12, 2013
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engineering student

doesnt even have to tell his parents he is gay! there will always be that one snake in your engineering class
by sssssssssnakeeeeee February 19, 2018
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studerentary

one who studders continuosly
Anthony D. is a studerentary.
by Chris Popma October 19, 2004
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Student Siren

A security alram which is going-off in a student house, because the occupents have gone away for the weekend/vacation/summer and forgot to supply enough credit for electricity. When the credit runs out the alarm sounds intensly for days until the reserve battery power fails.

These students are a sub-set of alarmer
What's the blasted tone that's been going on for days?

Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.
by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005
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studenthelp.com.au

a life saver, has my notes, thank god or i'd be screwed...
studenthelp.com.au saved my life before these midsessions
by SimonJ July 9, 2007
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Student Spotlight

When a lame not at all funny student is picked out by Jacob Davis and is interviewed to appease the other lame students at Los Osos High
Wow did you see Student Spotlight?
Yeah, I heard the little freshman they interviewed was Jacob Davis biggest fan.
It wasn't very funny
by <3Lex April 30, 2008
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Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.
Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!
by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012
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