grease scraper 

A friend who gets you out of a situation where a fat chick is trying to hook up with you.

Matt get down here! I'm stuck between two fat chicks trying to take me home. I need a grease scraper to get out of this!

grease scraper by The Boc January 19, 2014

ass scrap 

Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.

The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.

ass scrap by thecnbaker April 8, 2017

straponess 

A woman who performs anal penetration with strapon, AKA pegging, on man

Who is that, your girlfriend? No, she is my straponess

straponess by dildo777 September 24, 2018

scrappy 

Someone or something that appears dwarfed by a challenge, but more than compensates for seeming inadequacies through will, persistence and heart.

You dog is bigger, but my dog is scrappy. Rocky beat Apollo because he was scrappy.

scrappy by preshere June 19, 2008

Scrappy Doo 

One of the very few known animated examples of an wordasshat/word.

Scrappy Doo, Scooby's nephew, is an asshat.

Scrappy Doo by adonkeyisaass December 22, 2003

strapadictomy 

A medical procedure in which a person puts on a rubber cock. Frequently done before instances of lesbian sex.

"I underwent a strapadictomy with my lesbian lover, Minjita."

strapadictomy by HMB July 26, 2003

Picking Up Scraps 

The art of taking credit for an accomplishment that you had absolutely nothing to do with.

Alternatively, acheiving a goal only after someone has done most or all of the work for you.

Bob: Damn, that project was rough. But I think I really pulled it off.

Jeff: Yeah..you pulled it off alright. (smiles wickedly)

Boss: Why Jeff, what an excellent job you did on that project, we should talk about your promotion.

Bob: (face turning 10 shades of red, he begins to hop up and down) But..but..no...he's PICKING UP SCRAPS!

Boss: Bob, perhaps you would benefit from some..counseling..

Picking Up Scraps by ManagementSaidSo May 14, 2005