stonership

To assign or take responsibility for something knowing it will either be not done or totally fucked up.

Dude, you were supposed to pick us up at SFO not the Oakland Airport. What happened?
I know, I take complete stonership for that.

OK, which of us will take stonership for driving tonight?

by DontAskMeIJustGotHereMyself April 24, 2010

stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh

"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."

by hnk14 April 25, 2010

stonerosis

condition in which one has become too stoned to do anything other than to get more stoned.

I have stuff to do today but I've got stonerosis.

by dmnyd$ March 18, 2011

Stoner meal

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.

Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.

by davidmact June 7, 2011

Stobering

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.

Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.

by TheJuuster October 12, 2011

Stoner Army

The Stoner Army is an organization that fights for stoner rights. Originally a group of web-cam chatters, this community has grown to become a part of the movement to legalize marijuana.

Their homepage is stonerarmy.org

"The Stoner Army needs you!"

by Stoner Army HQ November 12, 2011

Stoner movies

Movies that overexaggerate the effects of prolonged marijuana use. Movies like Half Baked. Movies you watch when you're stoned.

"Harold and Kumar are good stoner movies"

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014