Two-State Period

a medical condition you (🫵) have reached in every exam season where u constantly shift between two states

1. All your 💩 on your bed
2. All your 💩 on your table

This is a result of not giving a 💩 cause all u want to do is sleep (and watch tiktok) but u have to study so u do exactly that.

Characterized by

• Random papers on the floor that the patient was too lazy to throw away
• Messy bed that hasn't been made in weeks
• No organisation of whatever books and stuff they have anywhere
• Millions of pens that have run out of ink.

Treatment: Finish ur exams. (good luck!)

Anna has room likes she's reached her Exam Two-State Period. Her 💩 is everywhere!

by ltsam May 23, 2022

Ec-Statler

Pun coined by Dempsey from 90 Day Before the 90 Days S6E8 in reference to her partner, Statler, who said she was ecstatic to be there with her. Describes feeling ecstatic while simultaneously needing to poop.

On Pillow Talk” spin-off, David defined the pun as “when you can hardly control your emotions, but you still have to shit”.

I just got off the plane to meet my partner for the first time and I’m feeling ec-Statler.

by demib0y July 26, 2023

date the states

a game that people play to try and go out on a date with someone from every state in the United States. Only one date is needed and it has to be their home state. foreign people are wild cards and can be placed in any state.

Girl 1: did you go out with Jon? he's from Nevada.
Girl 2: Yeah I did! now i just need Oregon!
Girl 1: awesome! We are so good at date the states!

by lfhgaj April 6, 2009

cleveland district state high school australia

Cleveland district state high school in Australia is the lace to be, not. Druggos everywhere, drama everywhere and whores everywhere. Some boys are chill but others just wanna Fuck, most girls just want attention and drama but some can be chill. Teachers don't give a damn about students. Shitty school. If you want to achieve in sports then go here but otherwise don't because u will end up either a druggo or a Cunt.

Cleveland district state high school Australia

by Bsifbfjd October 17, 2017

Speed Bump State

Indiana

I can’t wait to get to Colorado, but we have to pass through the Speed Bump State.

by Bunter Hunt July 21, 2020

Hey stop! State police!

What i heard while fleeing from the police at 1 am with my brother and our friend.

"Hey stop! State police!" Nah man I think I'll pass and keep going.

by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023

Cal State Fullerton

California State University Fullerton. Home of the 4 time National Championship Baseball team: the Titans. Men's basketball ain't too shabby either.

Who's playing in the NCAA game this year?

Oh, Cal State Fullerton AGAIN!?

by Le Titan November 13, 2005