A bro-stache is similar to a "trash-stache." It is a thin layer of peach fuzz type hair that is not fully grown into a full mustache yet. It derives from young latino boys ranging from the ages of 12-20. This age range of young latinos predominantly have these staches and call each other "bros," which is where the term "bro-stache" came from.
Morgan: Woh! Hey Steph, did you just see that kid with the sweet bro-stache?
Steph: Yeah, he looks like such white trash!
Steph: Yeah, he looks like such white trash!
by Sammy Jack June 28, 2009
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Subject-To-A-Better-Offer. A non-committal, pragmatic approach to one’s social-life, work-life and life in general with the often-unfortunate consequence of belittling the party with the inferior offer.
Friend 1: What time are you coming to my 21st?
Friend 2: I've got a couple of things in the works but, if they don't work out, I figure I'll arrive around 11.
Friend 1: It's my 21st and you're giving me STABO?!?
Friend 2: A man's got to keep his options open.
Friend 1: You're an arsehole. I don't want you there anyway.
Friend 2: You're such a Gen-Y douche!
Friend 1: You are!
Friend 2: I've got a couple of things in the works but, if they don't work out, I figure I'll arrive around 11.
Friend 1: It's my 21st and you're giving me STABO?!?
Friend 2: A man's got to keep his options open.
Friend 1: You're an arsehole. I don't want you there anyway.
Friend 2: You're such a Gen-Y douche!
Friend 1: You are!
by pab_lo March 26, 2010
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Get the mexa-stache mug.Usually from Dominican Republic, Stacey Morrobels have large asses and tend to attract guys with their cute as a button noses, nice hair, and doe eyes, but are often trademarked by their extreme bitchiness and over all lack of tits.
Girl 1: Do you see that girl? shes such a stacey morrobel.
Girl 2: I know! how does she get all those guys shes such a bitch.
Girl 1: I still wish I was her though.
Girl 2: I know! how does she get all those guys shes such a bitch.
Girl 1: I still wish I was her though.
by lemonade1234567 June 18, 2009
Get the Stacey Morrobel mug.A synonym of the word taint; grundle. Fleshy patch between the testicles and the asshole, usually covered with an unattractive "mane" of pubic hair ressembling a grody mustache, often accompanied by dookie residue and toilet paper balls and occasionaly a small nest of crabs that was not seen because it lies underneath the folds of the taint.
Often licked by cheap prostitutes paid bottom dollar to prove there worth to the savy consumer of fornication.
Often licked by cheap prostitutes paid bottom dollar to prove there worth to the savy consumer of fornication.
by robhole March 12, 2008
Get the foo stache mug.A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.
Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."
by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009
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