squirt-gasm

A squirt-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he squeezes his dick and blows his load up to his tits.

Sometimes when i jack off, I squeeze my dick and have a squirt-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

squinties

the thing you get when you're really high. usually associated with a chesire cat smile.

'i can't open my fucking eyes, i've got the squinties"

by kt rix June 23, 2007

SQUANT

A sound you make when someone or something just emits failure via an action.

A Rod swings at the ball and the Ump screams: "Strike 3!"
Me:"SQUANT!!!!"

Video Game Voice: "You lose. Game Over."
Me: "SQUANT!"

Kevin:"Dude I can't find my TV remote anywhere."
Me: "SQUANT!"

A.P.: "She never called me back."
Me: "Haha, SQUANT!!!"

Zuphlas: "Dude this kid has agility gems in his sockets and he's a Warrior."
Me: "Lol, SQUANT!!!"

by JUFIUS September 9, 2010

squinge

whenever in the course of life violent,sick-twisted images flail before your eyes; a cringe and a squint greet in a horrible embrace

whenever i see your tan mammy (even a defaced picture of her corpse) i squinge

by bob the ball July 12, 2005

Sea Squirt

Reaching one's climax whilst in an aquatic environment, usually followed by a very visible amount of bodily fluid in said environment.

Did you give that sex on the beach a try man?
Yeah, the bitch made the hugest sea squirt I ever saw!

by Stormwhisper February 27, 2009

Dirt Vert Squirt

An unreleased video game that was canceled due to graphic depiction of dirty, squirting perverts. Legend has it that a few copies have been leaked to the public, but there is not enough evidence to prove this.

I heard Jimmy found a copy of Dirt Vert Squirt. He told me, "Look at those graphics! My parents helped set it up!"

by Max Dongwell January 24, 2009

Squat & Squirt

Sexual Act (As always), Where Male/Female lay on a flat surface, usually a bed. Then their partner female stands over their head region with their legs either side. The partner standing then proceeds to Squat, this will then leave the person on top with their general crotch area in the other person face. The partner below starts at works. This should, if done well, produce a Squirting from the partner ontop.

Horney Girlfriend:"Do you fancy a bit of Squat & Squirt love?"

by Jacksc2 July 6, 2006