spock

a way of masturbation with a partner, much like the shocker, but using 2 fingers for the anus, and 2 for the birth canal.

first comes the popper, then the shocker, and then the spock.

by landino44 October 7, 2007

Shrock

(N) A handsome, tall, muscular male, usually with elite fighting skills.

This definition stems from the ancient greek word Soomatophylax, meaning elite Macedonian infantry guard and senior Macedonian general.

Person 1: "Woah, did you see that punch combination?! He totally just knocked that guy out!"

Person 2: "Yeah man, he's such a Shrock."

by greekhistorian March 27, 2012

Spickle Spock

The act of squeezing your dads nipples so hard that goat cheese comes out.

My dad was being a dick to me last night so i made him eat his own spickle spock

by goose frabba April 2, 2009

spooch

Dog Dick

Lets go talk shit to that fuckin' spooch

by Dick Doctor July 4, 2003

spracked

The event of being struck upon one's elbow or knee causing sharp pain and often accompanied with a tingling funny bone sensation.

I totally shanked that rail and spracked my elbow

by Phishn February 6, 2005

squiggly spooch

A fill in word for awkward, boring, silent, but deadly situations. Or anytime it just comes out.

Boy: So, what do you wanna do?
Girl: SQUIGGLY SPOOCH!

or

Girl: That movie was...
Boy: SQUIGGLY SPOOCH!
Girl: ...uh a good one.

by Kristen Szittai October 18, 2008

spocker

The spockers is similar to it's sister manuver, the shocker, but it envolves the previously unused resource of the ring finger. Simply make the sign of Spock, and put two in the pink and two in the stink.

Man, I had to use the spocker on that chick at the convention, my pinky almost got lost in her ass.

by Bones McCoy May 13, 2005