Spoon Fest

A term defining a very extreme party. The type lasting usually at least two or more days where one would expect to find themselves very high, very drunk, very pregnant, arrested, or any combonation of the four. Usually many bands and/or unusual acts play throughout its entirety.
1. Man I got so much action at that party last week. Now that's a f@#kin Spoon Fest.

2. My Bro's wife got knocked up at a Spoon Fest like that one.

3. Man I was so toasted after that Spoon Fest I don't know how I made it home.
by Clay Spoon September 17, 2007
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spoon swaggin

Justin Bieber was caught spoon swaggin and posted the pictures on Twitter. Him and this spoon have grown up together. They were seen on twitpic, and of course since they have been seen together, they MUST be dating.
spoon swaggin is the new thing
by belieber in love December 21, 2010
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Get a spoon

by way of telling one to chow down on on your own crap/shit. "Eat my shit" in other words, but just as effective.
You think I'm doing that for you... you can get a spoon love.
by djsk August 29, 2007
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lax spoon

dude why does Chase always carry around his lax spoon? he isn't even laxing
by laxchick1212 February 19, 2011
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spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.
You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.
by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019
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soda spoon

The metal piece used to open a soda can, also known as a soda tab.
The soda spoon broke off the can, so I can't open it now.
by Human#4 August 29, 2023
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The Tactical Spoon

During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.
"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"
by Mister. Phister March 09, 2022
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