A term defining a very extreme party. The type lasting usually at least two or more days where one would expect to find themselves very high, very drunk, very pregnant, arrested, or any combonation of the four. Usually many bands and/or unusual acts play throughout its entirety.
1. Man I got so much action at that party last week. Now that's a f@#kin Spoon Fest.
2. My Bro's wife got knocked up at a Spoon Fest like that one.
3. Man I was so toasted after that Spoon Fest I don't know how I made it home.
2. My Bro's wife got knocked up at a Spoon Fest like that one.
3. Man I was so toasted after that Spoon Fest I don't know how I made it home.
by Clay Spoon September 30, 2007
Get the Spoon Festmug. Justin Bieber was caught spoon swaggin and posted the pictures on Twitter. Him and this spoon have grown up together. They were seen on twitpic, and of course since they have been seen together, they MUST be dating.
by belieber in love December 21, 2010
Get the spoon swagginmug. by laxchick1212 March 6, 2011
Get the lax spoonmug. by way of telling one to chow down on on your own crap/shit. "Eat my shit" in other words, but just as effective.
by djsk September 6, 2007
Get the Get a spoonmug. Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2021
Get the Vibrating Spoonmug. “The most literal answer is the best”
Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
by xucez December 2, 2020
Get the Bach's spoonmug. Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.
by SammyPie April 21, 2011
Get the spoon shavemug.