spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour

Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run

by Gingagon June 23, 2014

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Spongebob Furnace

The Spongebob Furnace is Furnace and meme on Readit.

Bob: look at this meme I found on Readit.

Other guy: SpongeBob Furnace ok

by Your bob August 30, 2022

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SpongeBob stick

SpongeBob stick aka a small penis. Reasoning: because SpongeBob gives off that typa energy.

Frank: " Want to see my stick?"

Bob: "no thank you, you unfortunately have a SpongeBob stick"

by bababooeyiscrazyalien January 31, 2022

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SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants is super sexy and with a very very very big penis

SpongeBob SquarePants Is sooooooooooooooo cute

by Cock is the devil July 5, 2022

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Spongebob

well he's the person we all love who we can all agree is fun to watch. Also known as the god of all memes

I shall kill Spongebob said Squidward as he put his deathray on his clarinet.

by Dizzy Dood October 1, 2019

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Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.

Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

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