slurd

verb: 1) to shoot massive amounts of diarrhea out of your anus 2) to spit game to a girl with a lot of wet saliva dangling from one's palette

noun: 3) a heap of doo-doo

1) After consuming massive amounts of butterburgers and turtle fries, young Ono slurded his whole life away on the toilet.

2) Dirt likes to slurd to girls on a regular basis...and wets their face in the process.

3) Hero took Ono's slurd from the toilet and flung it on his own face...and called it war paint.

by Coadman December 12, 2008

slurdy

A prostitute who specializes in oral

I love that slurdy. She makes my toes curl up when she does her business!

by RentMan January 28, 2009

slurp and cup

when you wear pants that "slurp" to your leg and "cup" your ankle. They are tight on your leg and flare out at your ankle. Different from flare legged jeans. Bascially jeans that don't fit you right.

Nicole: My pants slurpped and cupped!
Jessica: What did you say? A slurpie in a cup???
Nicole: No my pants slurpped and cupped!
Jessica: Oh lol. What is that?!

Did you see that girl? She was wearing slurp and cup pants!!!

by jonas0001 March 23, 2009

Shlurp

Sexual slang for "make-out"

Hey, wanna shlurp.
Oh yeah

by martishaocwardin1367 September 26, 2018

cuss-slure

The act of cussing around your parents, boss, or teacher and changing the word or muttering gibberish mid-word in order to avoid saying the word.

guy1:Oh shit-zle
guy2:Close one, good thing you pulled a cuss-slure

by 1000gnomes101 May 3, 2012

Splurge

An evil indulgence causing bank accounts to suffer.

ha i was right kristen

To splurge is evil to bank accounts.

by fruity April 22, 2006

the urge to splurge

When ya get really horny and want to jerk off

After seeing a Thicc BBW i got the urge to splurge

by Anigger7 January 30, 2017