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spider piss

when a close couple looks into each others eyes and embraces while pissing. The woman sits down on the toliet regular while the man sits on her lap facing her with his penis inserted between her legs. Both people release together and the the sharing of this private plesurful experience is supposed to be intimate and ultimatly bring the two closer together.
My wife and I never really connected mentally until a friend recomended that we try the spider piss.
by Kurtastraphy January 28, 2007
mugGet the spider pissmug.

spider dancing

The coolest dance move invented by the coolest people.
Used mainly when needing to pee or when you're at the height of coolness
Rachel and Ruth are spider dancing around the table flailing their arms and legs in the air.
by Hedmund August 4, 2008
mugGet the spider dancingmug.

Rectal Spider

Once you've "finished" on the vaginal crease. The cum runs down your legs/thighs, and feels like a bug crawling down you.
by Kung Pao Dickin' April 18, 2015
mugGet the Rectal Spidermug.

Green Spider

He comes from Chernobyl and lives inside Mrs. Hobble, if he were to bite you, your life might go wobble
hey jimjam be carful if that green spider, if you get bitten you could die
by mmmmmmmmilk April 23, 2020
mugGet the Green Spidermug.

Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.
Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010
mugGet the Spider Balledmug.

Banana Spider

Phoneutria is a genus of venomous spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. They are mainly found in tropical South America, with one species in Central America. Two species, Phoneutria fera and Phoneutria nigriventer, are known as the Brazilian wandering spider; the genus as a whole is sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders, although not all species occur in Brazil. Other English names include armed spiders (armadeiras in Brazilian Portuguese) and banana spiders (a name shared with several others).
That Banana spider scared me so bad, I pissed myself!
by Lotharin August 5, 2018
mugGet the Banana Spidermug.

Miss spider

A 10 foot tall rabbit lady. She is kind but she does not like karens but overall she is really kind and sometimes she may have red hair or white hair you never know tho! She is a member of the owo group, there are over 10 members there are some adults and the rest are teenagers or children who miss spider adopted. There is a pet who is a walking talking nugget, he may get a bit jealous at times but he is very trust-worthy!
Person a: Hey! Have you seen miss spider she has awesome red hair!
Person b: what do you mean she has white hair?
by Sad_crock_cat March 23, 2022
mugGet the Miss spidermug.

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